After I did all my homework
As it is all popular right now on the internet (Pewds, cry etc.) I thought: "Well, let's act popular and play that game!"
I already played it once, and I got the bad ending. So this time I will go for the good ending :D
I start the game, I have a bad feeling about this because I think my laptop will crash any moment (I have a crappy laptop, horrible). As I espected.. I see a fat dog behind a computer and BOOM.. Suddenly my laptop hates me.
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| - "You wanna start a game right? It would be a shame.. If .. A certain laptop.. Would ..Crash ...Right?" |
2nd attempt: I start the game again. I see a
"The sun is shining. The birds are singing. It looks like the perfect day...... to spend on the internet"
I instantly love Pom, she is like the dog version of me.
After I checked my Facewoof (badum tss) and Tumfur (badum tss) it is already dark outside. Hey and guess what.. The house is on fire. Pfft Pom doesn't care. Internet is WAY more important because yolo.. Heheh.. Yeah right. She died.
Pom appears in Doggyheaven that turns out like a Doggyhell because: THERE'S NO WI-FI!!
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| Best fighting scene ever. |
Apperantly when you kick someone's ass you can rename them, so Shibe is now Sebastian. We walk furhter and I notice 2 weird shaped houses. I have to explore some shit and ask around for wi-fi. A (I think) yorkshire terrier tells me to keep heading east to find a café with wi-fi.
As he wishes, I keep heading East. I come across a park. A line of dogs waiting to get in. Of course with the 2d logic I can't move through or over them. So I have to find another way to get to the other side. fml.. Genius Sebastian being genius, tells me to get stuff and put them on top of each other so I can climb over the fence of the park. Lol I don't even want to go in the park, just lemme cross that rainbow!!
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| Can't push the small dog away, because fuck logic. |
We get 2 books, but that ain't enough. How about I just climb on Sebastian? Nahh he's a douche. It's because he's a boy, otherwise I would have swore that he is on his period.
I enter the pink house, were I need to kill a spider to get a large inflatable dolphin. Who, seriously who the fuck(?!) would carry an inflatable dolphin?! Anyways; game logic. I go back, and put the dolphin on top of the books. But no, of course we can't pass yet (game, what du ya want from me?!). I talk to the Golden Retriever, he asks us to get some dog treats so we will get a cactus. A cactus.. Game .. I don't even ajipfjeuapfdjs. BEST GAME EVAH! I go to Papi; "hand over da dog treats
I go back to the Golden Retriever, explain that Papi didn't have the dog treats and that we got him a famicom instead. He said that it was a test; we could easily use the famicom instead of the cactus. Of course (Sebastian you dumb shit why didn't you tell me?!). Anyways he gives us the famicom and we place it on the pile of random stuff. Gives us the option to enter the park.
And that I will do.. In the next episode. (because fuck you that's why.. Joke I luff yu!)
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Xx BeeBeanie
